I wrote this letter and mailed some cards. It was written for those who ignore my online presence. Don't you wish you were like these antiquarians?
Year 2016
A quick just the facts (you can silently add the Ma’am ) of year 2016. I hope you are well; I am sure you are older. I had a startling revelation the other day. It was on Facebook, unfortunately too many things are posted on Facebook. Most Facebook posts are not startling or important; most posts are pictures of food or cats. Billions are on Facebook, but many of you are not, which is why I am sending you a card. Back to the startling revelation I found on Facebook. Facebook is always reminding me of other people’s birthdays, it will also remind me of my own. I may be finding this useful because I was urged to wish an old classmate a happy birthday. A classmate, who was in my first grade class, was turning, phasing into, somehow transported to their sixty-fifth birthday, 65. Say it slowly 6 and 5. I have a theory their parents held them back until they were 15 years old; it would explain why my classmates were so superior to me in crafts, sports, and worldliness. This is just an opinion, but in 2016 opinion Trumps facts and science. I will choose to believe it is true until the end of May.
What happened in the Davis family in 2016. Erik our oldest son turned 30 and married Laura Stewart in July. They bought a house in Princeville IL she is a guidance counselor at IVC high school in Chillicothe IL. Erik is an English and history teacher in Elmwood IL It was a wonderful event. They adopted a rescue dog (Reggie) who I now have to walk while Erik is teaching.